{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?","punchline":"Because they're so good at it.","id":355}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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