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Hiranandani Gardens is an upmarket township consisting of condominiums, penthouses, bungalows, and commercial complexes in the Powai neighbourhood of Mumbai. It was constructed by the Hiranandani Group and can be accessed by JVLR from the north and LBS Marg from the south.
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